The Fraser Anning Affair
Herewith the latest act in the long-running Australian political farce – The Dunny – now featuring in his first major role ….. Who the [expletive deleted] is Fraser Anning? I hear you ask. And may you well!
Fraser Anning is final proof that Australian’s couldn’t find a bedroom in a knocking shop. Fraser Anning is living proof that Australians are not worthy to be blessed with the opportunity to participate in politics.
That Australians have allowed our politicians to tinker with a perfectly good constitution to the extent that one person can be elected to the Senate, the highest representative house in Australia, on just nineteen  votes, stands as damning testament to us all.
In the name of Good Henry, what sort of perpetual political joke is this? Our politics is worse than the worst of the many dreadful Australian television reality shows. We are a laughing stock around the world, unfit to grace the stage of international democratic discourse.
Fraser Anning! Having been installed – note ‘installed’ not ‘elected’ – the clown defected within hours of being sworn in from the very party he was meant to be representing on his nineteen votes! You Beauty Blue!
We are a stupid people. We get served shit and accept it. Anzacs; bronzed Aussies; sporting champions; rugged individualists; egalitarians; fair go; mateship – Bullshit!
We are a cowed, apathetic, lazy, intellectually numb and tattooed bunch of bogans who wouldn’t know if we were being pleasured by a woolly bull.
I shall not revise my opinion until we show some spirit in pulling ourselves out of this political slough.
And for those that don’t understand my language: a) – you prove my point, and b) – use a dictionary: Bullshit starts with the letter ‘B’.